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Are you Childish? crew neck

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

Badass Mofo

Bright minty green tea (great cold-brewed) You are bold with the heart of a lion. You quiet your ego and open your mind. A fucking warrior for the people. You are one badass mofo. Ingredients: gunpowder green tea, peppermint organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeinate handcrafted Made in United States

Tea
$15.00

Certified Zip Tie Technician, crew

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

Chai Fucking Harder

Spiced yerba mate tea chai blend You wanna Chai me? Yeah you fucking do. Drink this smooth ass chai. Get fired the fuck up and win life. Ingredients: *TOASTED YERBA MATÉ, *HOLY TULSI TRINITY, *CINNAMON, *GINGER, CARDAMOM, *FENNEL SEEDS, *LICORICE ROOT | organic recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeinated handcrafted Made […]

Tea
$15.00

Chill the Fuck Out

Spicy herbal mix with mint, ginseng & ginger Are you fucking stressed? Take a deep breath. Drink this calming-as-fuck tea. Flip stress the double bird. Ingredients: ashwagandha root, *ginger, *fennel seed, marshmallow root, peppermint, gotu kola, cardamom, licorice root, peppercorn – organic wildcrafted recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free | […]

Tea
$15.00

Cool Papa – crew neck

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

Dad Bod, crew neck

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

Filthy Mofo

Herbaceous & floral mix for detoxing You filthy motherfucker. Ready to detox your bad decisions? Repent. Drink this tea. Also, eat a fucking vegetable. Ingredients: dandelion leaf, nettle leaf, milk thistle seed, ginger, rose hips, strawberry leaf, chamomile, licorice root – organic recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free | 5 […]

Tea
$15.00

I hate people – crew

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

If you ain’t crocin’ crew

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

It’s cool, I’ve had my

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

Juicy Ass

$15.00

Juicy Ass

Refreshing hibiscus and lemon green tea with milk thistle Got extra junk in that trunk? Need a little ‘ass’ist? Drink this tea. Be nice to yourself. You’re hot AF just as you are. Ingredients: chun-mee green tea, hibiscus, cinnamon, lemon peel, orange peel, *milk thistle seed, lemongrass, stevia leaf (fresh from the garden) recyclable packaging […]

Tea
$15.00

Let’s settle this like adults,

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

Proud Father – crew neck

Crew neck shift avail available in sizes S-3XL ($20.00 for 2XL and 3XL)

$18.00

Rad as Fuck

Bright, tart & refreshing hibiscus mix (great cold-brewed) Shine your light bright. Be bold. Be bright. Be badass. You are so fucking rad. You light up this world. Ingredients: hibiscus, ginger, lemongrass, orange peel, stevia leaf (just a pinch) organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free 5 per case handcrafted Made […]

Tea
$15.00