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Any Day Wine Bag

This bottle needs no occasion. 4.5″ x 4.5″ x 15″ heavy kraft paper with black twill handle. Printed in the US. Made in United States

$6.00

Badass Mofo

Bright minty green tea (great cold-brewed) You are bold with the heart of a lion. You quiet your ego and open your mind. A fucking warrior for the people. You are one badass mofo. Ingredients: gunpowder green tea, peppermint organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeinate handcrafted Made in United States

Tea
$15.00

Blah Blah Blah Wine Bag

No one cares, Todd, just open it. 4.5″ x 4.5″ x 15″ heavy kraft paper with black twill handle. Printed in the US. Made in United States

$6.00

Chai Fucking Harder

Spiced yerba mate tea chai blend You wanna Chai me? Yeah you fucking do. Drink this smooth ass chai. Get fired the fuck up and win life. Ingredients: *TOASTED YERBA MATÉ, *HOLY TULSI TRINITY, *CINNAMON, *GINGER, CARDAMOM, *FENNEL SEEDS, *LICORICE ROOT | organic recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeinated handcrafted Made […]

Tea
$15.00

Cheap But Nice Wine Bag

Art imitatating life. 4.5″ x 4.5″ x 15″ Heavy kraft paper with black twill handle. Printed in the US. Made in United States

$6.00

Chill the Fuck Out

Spicy herbal mix with mint, ginseng & ginger Are you fucking stressed? Take a deep breath. Drink this calming-as-fuck tea. Flip stress the double bird. Ingredients: ashwagandha root, *ginger, *fennel seed, marshmallow root, peppermint, gotu kola, cardamom, licorice root, peppercorn – organic wildcrafted recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free | […]

Tea
$15.00

Filthy Mofo

Herbaceous & floral mix for detoxing You filthy motherfucker. Ready to detox your bad decisions? Repent. Drink this tea. Also, eat a fucking vegetable. Ingredients: dandelion leaf, nettle leaf, milk thistle seed, ginger, rose hips, strawberry leaf, chamomile, licorice root – organic recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free | 5 […]

Tea
$15.00

Hard to Buy For Gift

It’s the thought that counts. Heavyweight kraft bags with cloth handles printed in the US. Made in United States

$6.00

Juicy Ass

$15.00

Juicy Ass

Refreshing hibiscus and lemon green tea with milk thistle Got extra junk in that trunk? Need a little ‘ass’ist? Drink this tea. Be nice to yourself. You’re hot AF just as you are. Ingredients: chun-mee green tea, hibiscus, cinnamon, lemon peel, orange peel, *milk thistle seed, lemongrass, stevia leaf (fresh from the garden) recyclable packaging […]

Tea
$15.00

Probably Love Gift Bag

Heavy Kraft paper and cloth handled printed in USA. 10″ x 8″ x 4″ Made in United States

$6.00

Rad as Fuck

Bright, tart & refreshing hibiscus mix (great cold-brewed) Shine your light bright. Be bold. Be bright. Be badass. You are so fucking rad. You light up this world. Ingredients: hibiscus, ginger, lemongrass, orange peel, stevia leaf (just a pinch) organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free 5 per case handcrafted Made […]

Tea
$15.00

Sorry to Hear You’re Such

Herbaceous, minty and earthy wellness blend You’re sick, boo-fucking-hoo. Drink this healing tea. Quit your bitchin’. P.S. Sorry you don’t feel good. Ingredients: peppermint, ginger, hibiscus, rose hips, anise seed, yarrow flower, catnip leaf, thyme, marigold (calendula) organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeine free 5 per case handcrafted Made in United States

Tea
$15.00

Spoiler Alert Wine Bag

Spoiler alert: You’d drink anything so it’s ok. These new to us wine bags are printed in the US. Made in United States

$6.00

Subtle Notes Wine Bag

Stop smelling it and just drink it, Jeremy. 4.5″ x 4.5″ x 15″ heavy kraft paper with black twill handle. Printed in the US. Made in United States

$6.00

Thank Enough Gift Bag

-Kraft paper with cloth handle -Printed in USA -10” x 8” x 4” Made in United States

$6.00

The Notorious V A G

Rich rooibos blend with healing flowers & herbs Never apologize. Even when your uterus is in a full-on rage. You’re a powerful fucking woman. This tea will help calm the storm. Ingredients: rooibos, raspberry leaf, orange peel, cramp bark, hibiscus, chamomile, rose hips, licorice root – organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeine […]

Tea
$15.00

Thought Of Me Gift Bag

-Kraft paper with cloth handle -Printed in USA -10” x 8” x 4” Made in United States

$6.00

Thought Of Me Gift Bag

-Kraft paper with cloth handle -Printed in USA -10” x 8” x 4” Made in United States

$6.00