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Badass Mofo

Bright minty green tea (great cold-brewed) You are bold with the heart of a lion. You quiet your ego and open your mind. A fucking warrior for the people. You are one badass mofo. Ingredients: gunpowder green tea, peppermint organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeinate handcrafted Made in United States

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$14.02

Chai Fucking Harder

Spiced yerba mate tea chai blend You wanna Chai me? Yeah you fucking do. Drink this smooth ass chai. Get fired the fuck up and win life. Ingredients: *TOASTED YERBA MATÉ, *HOLY TULSI TRINITY, *CINNAMON, *GINGER, CARDAMOM, *FENNEL SEEDS, *LICORICE ROOT | organic recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeinated handcrafted Made […]

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Chill the Fuck Out

Spicy herbal mix with mint, ginseng & ginger Are you fucking stressed? Take a deep breath. Drink this calming-as-fuck tea. Flip stress the double bird. Ingredients: ashwagandha root, *ginger, *fennel seed, marshmallow root, peppermint, gotu kola, cardamom, licorice root, peppercorn – organic wildcrafted recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free | […]

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Filthy Mofo

Herbaceous & floral mix for detoxing You filthy motherfucker. Ready to detox your bad decisions? Repent. Drink this tea. Also, eat a fucking vegetable. Ingredients: dandelion leaf, nettle leaf, milk thistle seed, ginger, rose hips, strawberry leaf, chamomile, licorice root – organic recyclable packaging | 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free | 5 […]

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Juicy Ass

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Juicy Ass

Refreshing hibiscus and lemon green tea with milk thistle Got extra junk in that trunk? Need a little ‘ass’ist? Drink this tea. Be nice to yourself. You’re hot AF just as you are. Ingredients: chun-mee green tea, hibiscus, cinnamon, lemon peel, orange peel, *milk thistle seed, lemongrass, stevia leaf (fresh from the garden) recyclable packaging […]

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Rad as Fuck

Bright, tart & refreshing hibiscus mix (great cold-brewed) Shine your light bright. Be bold. Be bright. Be badass. You are so fucking rad. You light up this world. Ingredients: hibiscus, ginger, lemongrass, orange peel, stevia leaf (just a pinch) organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free 5 per case handcrafted Made […]

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$14.02

Sorry to Hear You’re Such

Herbaceous, minty and earthy wellness blend You’re sick, boo-fucking-hoo. Drink this healing tea. Quit your bitchin’. P.S. Sorry you don’t feel good. Ingredients: peppermint, ginger, hibiscus, rose hips, anise seed, yarrow flower, catnip leaf, thyme, marigold (calendula) organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeine free 5 per case handcrafted Made in United States

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$14.02

The Notorious V A G

Rich rooibos blend with healing flowers & herbs Never apologize. Even when your uterus is in a full-on rage. You’re a powerful fucking woman. This tea will help calm the storm. Ingredients: rooibos, raspberry leaf, orange peel, cramp bark, hibiscus, chamomile, rose hips, licorice root – organic recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeine […]

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Wake the Fuck Up

Rich black tea with elderberries Get your fine ass energized! You’re a fucking winner! Drink this badass tea. Kick life in the face. High. Fucking. Five. Ingredients: assam black tea, india black tea, black elderberries – organic wildcrafted recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeinated   handcrafted Made in United States

Tea
$14.02

Woke as Fuck

Energizing minty black tea with ginseng You know what the fuck is up! You’re a leader and you hold your fist high. You know your truth! This tea will fire your brain up. Ingredients: assam black tea, ginkgo biloba, eleuthero root (ginseng), lemongrass, spearmint, lemon peel, *rosemary recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) caffeinated […]

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You’re Fucking Awesome

Refreshing maté mix with spices, holy tulsi & hibiscus (great cold-brewed) Everyone wants to be you. If someone says you’re not awesome… Tell them to eat a bowl of dicks. You rock. Drink awesome tea! Ingredients: yerba mate, *hibiscus, cinnamon, rose hips, orange peel, lemongrass, peppermint, holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna) organic recyclable packaging […]

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Zen as Fuck

Earthy and spicy holy tulsi mix You breathe in strength. Breathe out all the bullshit. This Om-Azing tea helps you… Zen the fuck out. Ingredients: holy basil trinity (rama, vana, krishna), ginger, gotu kola, cinnamon, lemon peel, peppercorn organic wildcrafted recyclable packaging 2oz (20 cups per bag) | caffeine free  | handcrafted Made in United […]

Tea
$14.02